Zakku zakku zakku.
Little boots left a trail of dotted
footprints on the unbroken expanse of snow.
The boots were shiny bright red.
The snow was glistening pure white.
'Unnfh!' The boy shifted the heavy sack on
his back, his breath puffing out like cotton candy. He looked about him. Big
flakes of snow like soft feathers danced above yellow hair soft as a little
bird's down.
Zakku zakku zakku.
Little boots left a trail of dotted
footprints on the unbroken expanse of snow.
"Anhh- right around here, wasn't
it... Oh yeah, there it is!"
Usually this Chinese-type town was a busy
place, but now covered in snowy powder its silence fell peacefully on the ear.
Still, from a window in the building where the boy had come to a stop came a
warm glow and the sound of cheerful voices...
"OK, we gotta fight for this!!"
"Ahh, I guess so."
"Hey Sanzou, you're in on this
too!"
"Hnph."
...voices of a bunch of slightly
disreputable young men...
The boy stood up tall and peeked in the
window of the room.
"One-two-three GO!'
...playing stone-scissors-paper, very very
seriously.
"---YAY! You lose, Gojou!"
"No way!! You waited till I was
finished!"
"Sore loser, aren't you?"
"Here you go, Gojou, there's your
cloak. Do be careful on the way."
"... 'scuse me..." The boy
opened the window and called out, and they all turned to look at him
"A kid? How come you're out this
late?" the shortest of them said, looking stunned.
"Uhh-- good evening! I'm Santa
Claus!" The boy rushed to introduce himself, giving a big smile but the
young men only sat motionless as if time had stopped in its tracks.
"...umm. True, today's what that
other religion calls Christmas."
"How do you do, Santa-san. Forgive my
surprise. You're a little younger than I'd have thought."
"Huh? Santa?? **Really**??! Hi there
Santa, howja do!?"
"...Wait a sec, you guys. Five
seconds and you believe everything he says?" The red-haired man sounded a
bit dubious still but he seemed persuadable. The little boy smiled in relief.
"Actually I'm here instead of Santa.
He caught a cold and couldn't come himself."
"I see. It must be hard work with all
this snow."
"Hey, can I ask-- what were you guys
jan-kenning for?"
"Anh, y'see-- with that snow out
there, right, it's really cold and all. And we were having a little
disagreement about who'd go do the shopping. Cause there were a buncha things
we forgot to buy, see."
Oh. Then they *hadn't* been fighting.
Well, good.
"But if I might ask a question,"
the man with the glasses said, "why have you come /here/? You couldn't say
these people have been exactly 'good' this year. Santa-san shouldn't have
anything for them."
"...speak for yourself." That
was the blond man, with an expression like he was biting on a lemon.
"Yeah but, I'm supposed to bring you
all presents. It's written here in this note from God."
"God? That isn't that bousatsu with
the tits 'n all?"
"Hmmm. I'd have said hir religion was
a little different from theirs."
"Hey you mean we're getting
*presents*!! Yay!! Go us!!"
"Calm *down* and act your age!"
With a thump the little boy put the big
bag down on the snow and announced with total seriousness, "Now everyone
say what's the one thing they want. Whatever you wish for I'll take it out of
this bag!"
"Anyone get the feeling we've got a
'shazam' on our hands?"
"Kiddy magicians are very popular
this year."
"And laugh shows."
"No, no, it's the Korea boom. People
keep telling me I look like Yon-sama."
"You have glasses and you smile a
lot. That's it."
"What're you guys talking about!??
Huh? Huh?"
As the four men got farther and farther
from the point, the little boy took a deep breath and said, "LOOK. Make up
your minds. I've got a LOT of places to go to yet," and he pounded on the
bag to make them hurry up.
The four stopped talking and looked at
each other-- 'What about it?'
"Well then, if I may presume..."
Zakku zakku zakku. The little boy walked
along the snowy night road to the next town.
Well, they'd been a cheerful bunch, those
guys. But with only one thing to ask for, imagine them asking for... that. The
red-haired one wanted 'Highlights'-- that seemed to be some kind of cigarette.
The blond one wanted hot sake, and had nearly been scalded when it came out of
the bag. The little guy'd said "Anything as long as it's good to
eat!" which was a little undefined. And the one with glasses asked for
'chrysanthemum buds' because he said he was going to make boiled tofu for
dinner.
Honestly,
they really should have thought a bit before asking, because they'd all made
their wishes right away. If someone asked me what was the one thing I wanted,
man I'd have a tough time deciding. But hey, they'd seemed really happy that no
one had to go shopping now, so I suppose it's alright.
Smiling, the little boy shifted the bag on
his shoulder and heard a metallic sound from inside.
Hm? What's that? There was something hard
inside the bag. He looked and found a squarish thing with a screen like a small
TV. He'd never seen one of those 'car navigators' but that's what it looked
like. And come to think of it, behind the four men there'd been a little kid
dragon, staring at the bag with a longing expression.
It was the very middle of the night.
Almost no cars came along the road now and the signal lights winked yellow. The
snow wasn't very deep here and the boy had to walk carefully so as not to slip
and fall.
"Now, next one is... here,
maybe?" The little boy's nosetip had gone red, and he stood looking up at
the big square building looming over him in the night. Unnh, was this what they
called a 'manshon'?
"Good evening! I'm Santa Claus!"
The little boy threw open the door of what was clearly the bathroom. A tall
young man with narrow eyes lay in the tub leafing through a magazine.
"Ah, took me by surprise," he
replied, sounding not specially surprised at all. "How'd you get in?"
he asked, putting the magazine roof-like on top of his head.
"The ordinary way, through the front
door."
"Tokitoh forgot to lock up again when
he went out," the man muttered to himself.
"Hey-- I'm /Santa Claus/, OK!?"
"Yeah. So?"
The little boy cocked his head in
perplexity and the young man did the same as if imitating him.
"I- I've come to give you a present!
Say what it is you want, any one thing, and I'll take it out of this bag,
whatever it is!"
"Really? How interesting."
The young man looked a bit more intrigued.
He put an elbow on the edge of the bath and rested his cheek on his hand. The
pretty green-gold water made a splashing sound.
"Anything I want?" The little
boy nodded confidently in reply, and the young man turned his slitted eyes up
for a moment to look at the tiles in the ceiling. "Mh, but I can't think
of something just off the bat like that. No, I know. What they did to me in the
interrogation room made the lens in my glasses come out. It'll cost a lot to
get them fixed..."
The little boy wasn't sure what an
interrogation room was but felt he shouldn't ask.
"Oh yeah- and the cel phone's broken
too. Mhh... Hey, look."
"Yeah?"
"The heat's making me dizzy here.
Mind if I get out?"
"-----Agh it's COLD---!!!"
The young guy had been flipping through
the books in this store with the 7 written on its sign. He grabbed his
shoulders as he came outside, shivering. He looked up but the snow showed no
signs of stopping. Instead it came down harder from the pitch-black sky. He set
out at a trot, and the little boy ran to overtake him, calling out, "Good
evening! I'm Santa Claus!"
"Huh?" The man turned around,
wiping his runny nose. Down-turning almond-shaped eyes looked doubtfully back
from between strands of black hair.
"Umm, I mean, I'm *Santa*, and I've
come to give you a present!"
This
one didn't look ready to be convinced so the little boy had to explain it all
in detail with a bunch of gestures as well. It was only when he took what the
young man asked for out of the bag that he was finally believed.
"Hey this is great! You're pretty
good with the magic tricks!"
...well, maybe not *fully* believed.
"Can I really keep this?"
"I keep telling you, it's a
*present.* You asked for it and so you've got it. Really, that's how it
*is*."
"Right, right. Nh, thanks," and
the young man put it into his coat pocket. "But look, kid- you better get
along home or someone'll be worrying about you, right?" and with a grin he
thumped the little boy lightly on the head. His hand wore a beat-up black
leather glove that occasionally flapped loose.
--oh!
Right! Now he understood why that tall guy back there had chosen, of all
things, 'a sturdy black leather glove' as his present. And now this guy had
picked 'a sturdy pair of glasses frames in the latest style.'
"Hn? What're you laughing at?"
"Nothing at all! Merry
Christmas!" Feeling totally happy for some reason the little boy waved his
hand at the guy and broke into a run.
Even on a night as cold as this, his heart
felt so warm he was sure it would melt the snow.
"I'm hooome!" The little boy
opened the door of his house still smiling all over his face.
"Anh. Welcome back." The real
Uncle Santa, who'd had to stay home, was sitting up in bed drinking coffee. He
smiled back at the little boy with the snowflakes falling from his soft yellow
hair, and gave a little cough.
"No no! You gotta lie *down* or your
cold'll never get better!" The little boy's red cheeks puffed up as he
scolded the man.
"OK, OK, I got you. Thanks for doing
my errands for me. Lot of work, was it?"
"Uh-uh! It was fun! I met all kindsa
people." He took off his red coat and hung it on the wall. Santa saw from
his expression that he really was happy and felt mildly relieved.
"Oh really. That's nice."
"The last place I went to there was a
guy with an eyepatch and this old guy with a beard and not much hair."
"Mh-hnh?"
"They said they had to work, even on
Christmas Eve. Even though they aren't Santa. Must be tough for them. 'N then
when I asked what they wanted, what came out of the bag was two hot tins of
canned coffee. You think that was really OK?"
"But they were happy with it?"
"Un-hunh. They drank the coffee and
said 'Ohh-KAY! Ready to go!?' kind of together like that"
"Then it's OK, right? Those two must
be the kind that think what happens right now is more important than some
far-off future they can't see yet."
"Mhh. I see. Yeah I guess so."
The little boy nodded his head. Santa's mouth relaxed under its moustache. Then
he gave another cough.
"...hey. I worked really hard today.
Can I get a present too?" the little boy asked, and his big eyes shone
"Yes of course you can. Say what it
is you want."
The little boy closed his eyes and folded
his hands as if praying and then hesitantly stuck his little hand inside the
bag.
"---I got it! I got it!"
"Great. What did you ask for?"
The little boy's hand held nothing but a folded piece of thin
white paper that he'd drawn out of the sack. He gave a huge smile and thrust it
at Santa.
"This is for you!"
"Hnh?" Coughing, Santa took the
paper from him.
In small letters was written Herbal
Remedy.
"This-- it's for me?" The little
boy's smile reflected in Santa's glasses looked a touch self-conscious but
proud nonetheless.
"Next year we're gonna go delivering
presents together. Promise!"
"Ahh..."
No matter how cold the winter gets,
there's still this kind of warmth waiting...
"Thanks."
...because our hearts are too close
together to let us freeze.
"Merry Christmas, Stork!"
"Merry Christmas, Tit."
A
warm and happy Christmas Eve to everyone everywhere in whatever world they may
be.
Merry
Christmas