Sex, Lies, and--
Lays
'Excuse me,
Sanzou, I have--' Hakkai pushed the door open and came into the room, then
stopped in shock. Gokuu's naked form was sprawled across the bed, eyes two
blissful and unconscious XXs. Sanzou was leaning against the headboard,
smoking.
'Sanzou! What
happened?!'
'Nothing. We've
been screwing.'
'Sc--' The
well-spoken youkai gulped on the words. 'You- uhh- you-- you were-
copulating???'
'Screwing. Yes.'
'HOW???'
Sanzou snorted.
'The usual way. I told him 'Lie down', and when he was lying down I lay down on
top of him, and then I pushed his legs back and screwed him into the mattress.
How else would I do it, for shit's sake?'
Hakkai choked.
'I- uhh- I- uhh, excuse me, please.'
He tottered out
of the room and into his own room. Gojou looked up from the paper.
'S'matter?'
'Sanzou- Gokuu-
Sanzou has--'
Gojou leaped to
his feet in alrm.
'An attack?
Kougaiji's youkai? Where-'
He was halfway
out the door. Hakkai caught his arm.
'No- no. Sanzou-
Sanzou has- Sanzou has lain with Gokuu!'
Gojou looked at
him blankly. The penny dropped.
'Ohh, the monk's
been screwing the chimp? Yeah, of course. What's the problem?'
'Gokuu's a
minor!!'
'What, the age of
consent in Tougenkyou is five hundred and twenty? Heinhh, got a long way to go
'fore I can do it legal.'
'You know what I
mean. How could he do such a thing?' Hakkai asked in distress.
'How?' Gojou gave
Hakkai an odd look. A smile began to curve his mouth.
'How could he do
it? Like this. First he lays him down-' Hakkai gasped as Gojou tipped him
neatly back onto the bed, 'and as he's laying him down he strips off his
pants-' he tossed Hakkai's chinos over his shoulder, 'and when he's laid him on
his back it's up with the legs-' Hakkai's feet danced in midair, 'and out with
the cock-' master technician Gojou got his fly open while simultaneously
pinning Hakkai down and holding both Hakkai's legs up, 'and iiiiin we go.'
'ANGH! AAAHHH!
OOHHHHH! AAANHHHHH!' Hakkai tasted the pleasures of the uke blessed. He passed
out from delight. His good eye became a blissful and unconscious X.
Gojou lit a
cigarette and leaned back against the headboard.
'First time I
ever laid a youkai,' he mused. 'Well, a half-youkai. They're good. I should do
it more often.'
'You think?' a
voice said from the bed beside him. Gojou turned. Hakkai was looking at him
from beneath his hair. His one visible eye was very very green.
'Heinh- warii,'
Gojou grinned at him. 'No hard feelings, huh?'
'None at all.'
Hakkai sat up. 'So half-youkai make satisfying sexual partners, do they?'
'Yeah, I'd say.
Pretty good.'
'Ahh,' Hakkai
said thoughtfully. 'Maybe I should try it myself some day.'
'Good idea. Bet
Sanzou wouldn't mind sharing Gokuu.'
'Gokuu's a child.
I was thinking of someone closer to my own age.'
'Hakkai,' Gojou
began nervously. 'Look- Hakkai.'
Hakkai looked at
him levelly.
'*Oh* no.
Unh-unh, Hakkai. Don't even think about it,' Gojou told him. 'It's not going to
happen.'
Hakkai's hand
went to the cuffs in his left ear.
'HAKKKAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!'
The end.